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Georges Callot (1857–1903) a French artist and educator, known for his nude, allegorical, and genre paintings. He also worked as a decorative painter.
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{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}